Why did you ask her out?
Cuz shes a Rusasso

1) A Helpful Janet is a person who gives you driving directions to somewhere where they have never been nor have any idea where it is.

2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.

3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.

I had Grandmarnier last night after dinner.

I was playing fetch with my Cynicosicosis yesterday.

my mizzailman ate your sock.

Oh look at that ‘Kayleigh’ over there.

I know right. She is such a slut.