friend tax

The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.

Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party."

Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."

friend tax by any name will do February 13, 2007

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zoophile

That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

zoophile by An Smarrt pearsun December 30, 2023

constança

The most mean girl in the world that is a really fake person to her friends

God I hate that girl Constança! Did you see what she did to her friendship!!

constança by Constança February 24, 2017

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Hobo hanky

Christopher goodloe , that hobo hanky jank is so raunchy 99

That bitch was lookin like hobo hanky

Hobo hanky by Sarahmciver May 31, 2018

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Dregs on legs

The mental and physical state of someone who has partied beyond a three day binge. Still have two feet and a heart-beat, but on the brink of being a walking medical miracle. Stinky, pale, possibly wearing their shirt inside out. Unfit for society.

Tones:' (RING RING!)
Dino: 'Sarrrrrrr (ahem) rrrrp?! Farrrk i'm farrrrked.. hah, fark.. SPent all weekend trying to get up to my nuts in some chics guts but now i'm just filthy flesh vessel of toxic pustules'
Tones: 'Farrhark, you sound like dregs on legs, mate'

Dregs on legs by prisms April 12, 2012