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i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.
You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!
i'll take two, please! by Spartana January 26, 2018

washed up 

Busted looking person, ugly girl / guy.
Dag that chick look washed up ( when clothes have been washed alot they look ugly and faded)
washed up by MIMI 188 March 17, 2011

Mcscrooge 

A euphemism for an enigmatic sexual practice characterized by male dominance and extreme passion, often used in conjunction with qualifiers
I had to give her the double Mcscrooge.

We're both worn out after the slippery Mcscrooge I gave her.

She needed a quick Mcscrooging.
Mcscrooge by dracovelli July 26, 2009
Verb: To hold your hand up in front of your face and thereby intercept a #snocket, then lick it off of your hand as a snack.
Noun: Such a snack so produced.
(derived from #snocket = a portmanteau of snot + rocket + snack)
Hey, Bub! Next time you feel inclined to launch a #snocket, snacket!
I'm not sure which is worse--a #snocket or a snacket!
I'm starved! All I've had all day are a couple of snackets!
snacket by Mic Rofoon July 29, 2022
An incredibly funny guy , who goes to the gym 24*7. And he is too hot too handle and have massive cock.
Unnat is too hot

I wanna date unnat

Unnat is my dream guy
Unnat by Goli beta masti nhi November 23, 2021
1) Asdf can be used with qwertyuiop and ghjkl.
2) Asdf is what you say when you are angry.
3) Asdf is what you say when you have nothing to say.
1) qwertyuiopasdfghjkl
2) ASDF!!
3) ...asdf?
asdf by Inushei February 6, 2004
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