The coolest of the cool. Scenester
kid who loves, breathes and showers in the scene. The bigger the trend, the bigger the scene bag. A synonym of homeless chic. Many look up to such celebrity scene bags as The Olsen Twins (post Danny Tanner's lap), that fat
kid who's dad is Ozzy Ozborne and Lindsay Lohan (the
Lesbian version). Scene bags can be found at revamped bars and clubs with expensive lame-o drinks, most ride their bike with those stupid 80's
white painter hats and pretend that they are reading JD Salinger...but they really can'
t read. They are too busy trying to look like they don'
t care and that those ripped up stockings just came like that.