The sweetest and best guy in the world. The kind of guy who makes you never want to let you go when you hug him or hold his hand. He's brave and protective, and extremely kind and lovable. He's also insanely cute and very handsome. He cares a lot about people he loves, and is the best kind of boyfriend there is.
When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you'retrying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!