Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

Punching the Squid by Arcaros August 1, 2017

MEFP

Male Energy, Female Pronouns - someone who says they have female pronouns but continues to be a toxic bro. Usually creeps who just want to get close to blue-haired theyfabs

“At the women-only bike workshop last night, Ariel was going on about how lesbians who won’t fuck her are transphobic. She’s a total MEFP

MEFP by Rat-tooth December 19, 2023

Yeet

When you pick up a child and throw them across a football field

I was playing football and I yeeted my baby

Yeet by gauge_the_man March 16, 2022

Acting president

A seemingly impossible, almost laughable, scenario in which a low-rent, bombastic, reality-TV host is somehow elected to the Presidency of the United States of America.

Acting president!

Oh, that's a good one! It's gonna get fantastic ratings, I bet...
Hey... wait a second, something has gone horribly wrong...

Acting president by YAWA February 22, 2020

papaquash

Young native brother

My papaquash is ready to go

papaquash by Stain May 16, 2018

Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

Shakin' Da Bacon by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

dirt of my shoulder

showing attitude; other person does not have any right to tell you anything because they don't know you that well..

Tamy: Hey! Do you know how to play guitar?
Jack: I have my own band.. Let me wipe that dirt of my shoulder real quick!

dirt of my shoulder by TjsP December 7, 2007

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