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69 for two. Mommy sux daddy dry while daddy eats mommy out. hopefully it was ur daddy?



(Mailman)
like when u walked in on ur mom and "uncle\stepbrother" yeah now u get it
6942 by reverand footjoy July 12, 2004

Jigglebaby

Means many things such as Enlightened one, supreme leader, powerful/good man and professional.

Jigglebabies are very rare and rarely do they show their full potential but when they do it's glorious.
Person 1: I have a good feeling about our new president, I reckon he's a Jigglebaby.

Person 2: Idk man Jigglebabies are rare and so far he's not shown much Jigglebaby qualities.

Person 1: Then i guess We'll have to wait and see if he shows his full potential and if that makes him a Jigglebaby.
Jigglebaby by Kdjejwnsbdj December 23, 2021

Living Woman 

A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink. A living woman can therefore use the pronouns we/us/our when referring to herself and any name, number, person or symbol she controls
“Hello are you the person Mary Jane Jones?“

“Hello no, I do not Identify as a person nor a name, I identify as a living woman and I control a name but I am not a name. Do you have a contract with the person or name?”
Living Woman by Living Woman May 21, 2022

pop a condom 

1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.
1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....
pop a condom by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013

Chilli Rainbow 

Is when a woman is hunched upside down on her shoulders, where she then pisses and shits on to her own face representing the pot of gold. The piss would pan out acting as a rainbow. The logs of soggy poop would soar through the air as if it were chilli.
When President Bush Eats Mexicans He Chilli Rainbows himself asleep. The End.
noun. homo sapien specifically originating from lincoln university, canterbury, new zealand.
highly intellectual but actually well spoken pikey.
interests: lsd,pot, farmer scaring, surfing and sifting.
capable of blending in any social circle and only detectable by another sifter.(see sifter)
the aliens have landed, lets party.
(the drugs and beer have arrived let us celebrate)
sifter by chanelle knows where u live September 14, 2003
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