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Urban Dictionary

Glonzo Issue 

A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.
Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.

snippetless 

a google serp that has no meta description or google snippet that enhances the value of the search result.
this serp has no snippet, its totally snippetless
snippetless by tim gill March 27, 2008

willalink 

Someone who needs a piss

“I gotta go for a willalink”

To use against someone who’s pissing you off or just to call someone in general init
Oh u willalink
willalink by MmmaxineFisher October 19, 2021

Australian Shower

Is a shower where you first wet yourself, then turn the water off and lather your body up with soap. When you are done, you turn the water on and rinse off. This method is used when trying to conserve water.
We were camping, and had limited water supply, so we opted to take "Australian Showers" to conserve our water supply.
Australian Shower by xerox445 December 18, 2011

Son of socks and sandels 

Ashamed off-shoot of bicyle riding environmentalist.Extremely opinionated with an irrational borderline racist hate of american music and love of ledgendary bands such as flavour of the month indie band "the Wombats"
"Wow,son of socks and sandels just said all american bands are shit"

Reply:"Well he's probably just trying to fit in"
1. The act of farting during sex. verb

2. A person who flings his dong around. noun

3. Describing someone whose butt itches frequently. adjective
"Dude mike's mom totally binkled on me last night!"

"Lady gaga is a binkle!"

"Bro his ass is binkly..."
Binkle by CordialChicken August 15, 2014
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