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A sexual act. Geoducking a girl is when you bang a girl in the ass. Just before you jizz, you pull out untill just the tip of your head is in. right after you jizz pull out and punch her right above her crack, making her ass tighten up and shoot the jizz out, just like a Geoduck.
"Dude, I geoducked that girl so hard last night, she hit the ceiling!"

"How pissed was your girlfriend after you geoducked her?"
Geoduck by flipkick January 11, 2010
Ask a parent/friend to buy yo ass a pizza
Hey you know what day is?
No
June 19th get me a pizza

Nah
If they say no youre legally allowed to burn them on a wooden pole like the witch they are.
June 19 by Reeheeheeheehee June 19, 2022
Contrary to popular belief... SLoL actually means Shit!-Laugh-Out-Loud

Primarily used when given surprising news and requires both "Shit" and "LoL" to Fully get the point across (see below)
Jeff- "Dude My Girlfriend is Pregnant! What am I gone Do?"
Mike- "SLoL... Dont you mean FUTURE Baby Mama?"
Jeff- "Fuck you man"
SLoL by Jhacob June 15, 2009

The Hand Of God 

An A-10 Thunderbolt II or A-10 "Warthog." "The Hand Of God" is a name typically used by soldiers that are allied with the A-10. If you are not an ally, you are dead, most likely from its GAU-8 Machine Gun.
Let's go! The Hand Of God just shredded that tank!
The Hand Of God by A-10 King May 26, 2023

freehole 

n. An incarcerated prisoner who performs sexual favors for free and/ or for pleasure
freehole by Andy Roblee October 15, 2003

October 31st 

National kiss your boyfriend day

Kiss your boyfriend as much as you want when you want at any time
Hey babe it’s October 31st you know what that means
October 31st by Mrs.latisha October 30, 2019
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