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Alpha emo 

The most suicidal person in a group.
"You know that dead chick? She was such an alpha emo."
Alpha emo by Wasp humper September 29, 2018
To quickly hit the button which mutes the ring and/or vibration on your cell. Used when your phone goes off when it should not. Also, a term used when a person you do not wish to speak to calls and you quickly make the phone stop ringing.
That loser called me last night again, I will mute him until he gets the hint.
mute by pinkandred February 11, 2006

cock lozenge 

An arcane sexual maneuver, in which a man inserts his dangler into his partner's mouth just before orgasm and allows the semen to run down his partner's throat, coating the esophagus with luscious man-sauce. Though the "Afghani Ricola," as it was originally called, originated in underground clubs in Kabul, it has found its way into experimental alternative medicine as a treatment for chronic esophagitis.
With the exponentially increase prescription drug cost, many low-income seniors have turned to cock lozenges to treat chronic throat conditions.
cock lozenge by Boris Svetlana August 22, 2006
A sexy broad with a phat ass and perky tits!
Damn girl your name must be "Emily" cause' your fine as hell.
Emily by Mogan Looney March 29, 2022

sidejunk 

love handles, muffin tops, morbidly huge side rolls.
That chick has mad sidejunk.
sidejunk by Stephani1233 April 7, 2010

Radio Luxemburg 

Either in foreplay or sexual intercourse, the act of grabbing both your girlfriends tits, and with your thumb and index finger rubbing the nipples as though you were tuning into a radio station
Mike) You're girlfriends tits are fucking massive
Steve) Yeah, i spunk up just by tuning radio luxemburg in

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Simon) Put that porno on James, I wanna see those 2 lesbians tune each other into radio lux
James) sorry no can do, i dont want ur juices all over my room
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