Brian Wilson

to lay somewhere comfy for hours upon hours doing nothing but staring at walls, watching tv, chatting it up on the internet, taking naps every half an hour or so, falling asleep after only ten minutes of watching a movie, or just laying there high off your ass.

G:tonight, im going to give you a night you'll never forget.
B:then lets get outta here baby!
G: falls asleep on ride back home
B: awe mannn, don't fuckin tell me you went brian wilson on my ass!

Brian Wilson by aexTM February 3, 2007

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Marung

The act of having a threesome with 2 same-sex midgets while simultaneously babysitting a strippers baby/babies.

“I can’t wait to marung next week.”

Marung by niggalover June 15, 2022

Faboux

The epitome of fabulous. Typically used by gay males and their female sidekicks.

Emma: "Honey, you look fabulous"
Michael: "No baby I look faboux"

Faboux by Ernesto Hamm March 31, 2013

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phil jones

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

phil jones by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019

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bamm25th

cringy ass kid

"Bamm25th" is a cringy ass mf

bamm25th by goduradumbo October 16, 2020

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queendom

it's like a kingdom but much much better now

Men have no rights in queendoms, they have to work for food and do their best to survive.

queendom by ekaftnua August 23, 2020

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Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.

"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2

Alternating Asses by alcanic April 26, 2009

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