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A place for dating, homos, simps, stupid, and walking around stupidly.
Don't wanna go to UKH today.
UKH by HiByeWhyCry October 14, 2023

plátilingus 

The passionate desire to thoroughly bury your face in the remnants of your glorious dinner or desert and vigorously lick it clean so that there's no evidence that any food product ever graced the plate.
Oh god, Christopher's chocolate tower had me quaking with desire to perform plátilingus on the leftover creamy, thick sauce.
plátilingus by madcat078 June 16, 2017

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Behind opera and legitimate theater, the rodeo is the most influential public function to date. Rodeo-goers can enjoy a lovely rustic atmosphere, complete with aromatic manure and the occasional sky-rocketing loogie. Those who frequent rodeos should observe the strict dress code: uncovered heads and sneaker-shod feet are heavily looked down upon. You can find a nice, classy cowboy hat and pair of boots in your size at many local stores. Finally, the entertainment is not to be missed. Daring feats of strength are displayed throughout the event. Talented contestants mount a raging bull, and see how long they can sit on its back before being tossed off. The performances are breathtaking, with authentic fractures and cursing. No refreshments.
-I say, this rodeo is spectacular. His five-second interval on the bull's back seems to represent the shortness of human life.
-What are you talking about? Isn't this animal cruelty?
-Darling, don't be a philistine. This is art.
Rodeo by Charles Mc September 20, 2007
A very nice and adorable guy who loves all the ladies, he stands up for women and helps them. He pretends to be a stripper, he’s really stupid but funny and he always falls asleep in class.
Girl 1: oh my gosh did you see cordieh in the lunch line? He was spinning on the door thing!!
Girl 2: omg yes I have the biggest crush on him he’s so nice and sweet
cordieh by Eminem Stan February 27, 2022
kawuro is someone who needs a shinji in their life.

kawuro = gay
wow bro, ur acting a lil kawuro
kawuro by mishimish November 24, 2021
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