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Kosmonaut 

Russians or any one else from that part of the globe.
Shut up you damn kosmonaut!
Kosmonaut by Tam Tran October 16, 2003

muffled trumpet 

The result of a person farting with a dick in their butt.
Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.
muffled trumpet by Josh Hudes March 16, 2008
it’s like your welcome, but more special
friend: wow, thanks so much!
other friend: you’re vellcum!!
vellcum by PAINTJMIN December 27, 2018
irish dumb fuck that speaks as if he has a snooker ball in his mouth. likes to be taken from behind and has a 2incher
look at that guys tallwacker, its almost as small as orbo's!!
orbo by danneh May 25, 2003
The most amazing, sweetest vampire you will ever meet. He never fails you... He has low self esteem and confidence, though, he has many reasons to be confident. A music addict. Labeled as emo, sensitive, forgiving... everything you could want in a vampire. My best friend.
Drake is amazing.
Drake by Broken Hearted </3 August 16, 2010

mmorpgrtsfps

"Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game Real Time Strategy First Person Shooter"
When you can recognize the meaning of this acronym, you know that you need to downgrade your PC gaming addiction to something that has a little less control over your life. Like heroin.
Gamer 1: 'This game has everything!'
Gamer 2: 'When I try to pronounce that it makes me nauseous.'
mmorpgrtsfps by manchld September 18, 2004
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