Definitions by manchld

Blue Bell

A brand of ice cream found only in Texas, USA, and is charished more for that fact than its actual taste. One of many items and ideals Texans use to differenciate themselves.

"You're new to Texas? You just HAVE to try some Blue Bell ice cream!"

Blue Bell by manchld September 21, 2004

tech support 

A phone line provided by companies so that they can say that they support their products and services. Their philosophy is that the longer you spend on the phone, and the more menus and people you talk to, the more you feel valued as a customer. On the other line you will find:

1) A person who is proficient in communicating to you how inferior you are to their intellect.
2) A person who lacks the language skills to communicate proficiently, but does their best to make you feel inferior to their intellect.
3) A recorded menu system that somehow manages to communicate your inferiority to its intellect.

"I just spent three hours on tech support. Take the gun out of the shoebox in the closet and shoot me."

tech support by manchld September 21, 2004

mmorpgrtsfps

"Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game Real Time Strategy First Person Shooter"
When you can recognize the meaning of this acronym, you know that you need to downgrade your PC gaming addiction to something that has a little less control over your life. Like heroin.

Gamer 1: 'This game has everything!'
Gamer 2: 'When I try to pronounce that it makes me nauseous.'

mmorpgrtsfps by manchld September 18, 2004