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Hyperventejaculation 

The process of smothering a girl with a pillow, then after a short period, you remove the pillow, and as she gasps for air, you blow your load in her mouth, thus causing Hyperventejaculation.
So you take a girl home, she seems interesting enough, and to spice things up a bit you put a pillow over her head..."What the fuck!?" she may be thinking (maybe saying it too, but you'll probably just hear a muffled sound and some squealing). Make sure to get yourself ready for the final leg of the process, just as she thinks youre actually trying to kill her you remove the pillow; said girl lifts her head up and takes a huge intake of air, aswell as an entire load of seamen causing mild discomfort. Girls love it really.

The process of Hyperventejaculation is often made better when followed up by a round of sandwiches which the bitch is going to make for you. Otherwise follow up with a Black Eye.
Sakima is a weird person.
Have you seen sakima? your lucky if you haven’t
Sakima by Fredboy45 June 23, 2022
steven-hey whats up

baeli-stfu bitch
baeli by baeli June 4, 2014

chapultepec 

Doesn’t have a proper definition. Has something to do with “Hill of the Grasshopper” but is the word is used in Mexican Monuments and restaurant names.
Hey have you ever been to Chapultepec?

pornography

Damn I'm bored. I'll past time with some porno.
pornography by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

luis garcia 

A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
luis garcia by insomniac16 July 2, 2006
the only real antonym for the word legit. totally uncool or lame
"that kid is so illegit."
"ya he's so dumb and unccol-like"
illegit by laquanda defauntioneay November 24, 2009
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