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Glazed Jelly Donut 

Cumming on a vagina after sex while she’s on her period.
My girl had her period this week and I gave her the ol’ glazed jelly donut
Glance is a inactive fortnite team that’s some would say dead right now
Take a glance
Glance by Mo206 July 16, 2019

blogging salad 

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.
What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.
blogging salad by Jewwow November 23, 2011

Orwellian Irony

Orwellian irony is irony that is explicitly political in nature.

Orwellian irony shows the poverty of the philosophy and history undergirding what some people use as the justifying narrative for their political commitment and it can also be used to categorize people's arguments for or against freedom, liberty, etc. that are disconnected from history, legality, etc.

Orwellian irony is often situational.

Examples include:

A person unaware that the foundations of their self-chosen political identity are based on a misunderstanding of historical events refusing to investigate counter-claims made in an online debate.

A person at a protest claiming to be against government encroachment of rights that then runs away when police start violating their counter-protestors constitutional rights rather than helping.

When an AnCap tries to delegitimize a Socialist's criticisms of the economy by saying: "Well you wrote that on a smartphone, which was made by capitalism" this is an example of Orwellian irony because Leonid Kupriyanovich, a Soviet, invented much of the technology prior to the U.S., but also as much of the technology developed to make this was done by Federally funded research grants.
That a propaganda outlet, TeleSUR, which is managed by a state that has exploited a crisis to silence free press outlets like El Nacional, decided to use a private media outlet, Jacobin, to obfuscate the truth surrounding their brief unpublishing on Facebook and to call for increased government regulation is one of the most perfect examples of Orwellian irony ever.
Orwellian Irony by AVoyager August 28, 2018

whippoorwill's-shoes 

The whippoorwill's-shoes is a lesser known pitcher plant species.
whippoorwill's-shoes by Socktosser September 24, 2021
She’s smart, but a little off. She’s often seen as funny but that’s really it.
Paige.
Paige by LMS ANONYMOUS April 25, 2019
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