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A stupid little piece of shit that no-one loves.
Luther by LutherIsSoCool October 31, 2019

Potter Poser 

One who pretends to be the biggest Harry Potter fan in the world, when in all reality they have only seen the movies and have not read the books.
Person 1: AHH!! Harry Potter!! I love Harry Potter!! YAY YAY YAY!! NEW MOVIE!!!
Person 2: Shut up. You don't even know what a Horcrux is.
Person 1: Who cares! I love me my HP!
Person 2: Ya stupid Potter Poser
Potter Poser by thekidwiththescar January 1, 2011

cum exchange 

when a man and a woman are sitting a few feet apart and excessively masturbate to the extent where the cum shoots out of the penis and vagina so hard that it can reach the other person
Rod and Sandy were sitting down three feet apart. They each masturbated so much that the sperm from the penis and the cum from the vagina shot out and reached the other person and it formed a cum exchange.
cum exchange by urtognia November 27, 2007

Gravel Driveway 

The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway
Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.
Gravel Driveway by Duke January 22, 2003

purple hanger 

In the Babe version, "A purple hanger occurs when two fingers are inserted into the anus, and curved to simulate the curvature of a clothes hanger. The purple part, is well, you know..."

In the Dan version, "A purple hanger is when the penis swells and becomes infected after sex with someone unclean or unfit for duty."

In the l'etrange version, "A hanger stuck up someone's butt."
Yeah, so the other night, my boyfriend tried to give me a purple hanger, but it was too tight...

Yeah man, that hooker we had in Montreal gave me a wicked purple hanger for a week...

Excuse me little timmy, where's the rest of your hang... Oh my god - have you been giving yourself purple hangers?
purple hanger by Nampook March 27, 2008

Cum Dumpkin 

/come dump-kin/
Noun, Adjective, Verb
1: A term used to refer pumpkins that are used as semen receptacles, an act popularized by the transfem community
2: The act of filling a submissive partner with semen in the month of October
3: A descriptor used to refer to a submissive partner with the nickname "pumpkin" who happens to be quite the cumslut
1: "I've decided to get more use out of my Jack-o-lantern this year by turning into a cum dumpkin! Now it makes a great Halloween decoration and the perfect way to unload cum!"
2: "Last night, I turned my partner into a cum dumpkin"
3: "Who's my sweet, submissive cum dumpkin?~"
Cum Dumpkin by The sequel November 15, 2023
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