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Staunch Ballbag 

An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.
"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"

"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"
Staunch Ballbag by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012
Temari is a character from Naruto, Naruto Shippuden and Boruto. Although Temari is only a supporting character, she is not useless and is pretty hot. Temari carry's around her big fan Kyodai sensu. She is married to Shikamaru and has a son named Shikdai.
"Temari absolutely demolished TenTens ass in that chunin fight"
"Temari has circles on her fan but calls them stars"
Temari by DrinkThyHolyMilk May 31, 2019

llamazing 

something that is incredibly awesome. Awesome like a llama.
Dani and Anna came to school one day looking extra fierce and amazing.
"wow you guys look llamazing today!"
llamazing by llamaste October 27, 2011

break me off a piece of that kit kat bar 

what is yelled after seeing an attractive african american and feel the need to comment.
*shirtless male african american walks by*

"Daaaaaammmmnnn Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!"

Lego car 

A car, usually owned by a chav/pikey which has been crashed by its owner's idiocy, resulting in part of the body having to be replaced. Unfortunately for the pikey, the rotting vehicle has long been discontinued and parts for the car are scarcely available. The result is that the chav eventually settles for a totally different coloured car part to the rest of the car. Hence the car looks similar to a lego car which has been built by a deprived child who lacks a sufficient amount of same coloured bricks.
Chav: Aw bruv! Wuyyoo meen da XR3's bin discontinued?
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.
Lego car by scribbull January 13, 2008
An acronym which stands for 'dope as fuck'
'Man, that new Run the Jewels album is daf'
'Word'
Daf by talkingbeatles August 28, 2015
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