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Kardashevian Engineering

The actual practice of constructing megastructures and manipulating celestial bodies. It's the applied version of Kardashevian Mechanics, involving timelines of millennia, workforces of self-replicating machines, and a tolerance for risk that includes "if we fail, we might accidentally cause a supernova." This engineering discipline deals with project management where the worksite is light-years across and the building materials are asteroids, comets, and starlight.
Example: The coordinated effort to disassemble Mercury to provide raw materials for a Dyson Swarm is an act of Kardashevian Engineering. It requires planning on geological timescales, autonomous robotic swarms, and solutions for heat dissipation that would vaporize any known terrestrial material.
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douchbaggary 

When some asshole is doing something very wrong to an unsuspecting victim.
"I sensed douchbaggary was afoot when that prick showed up."
A rly strong guy that has a sweet heart and he is hard on the outside but soft on the inside and only loves one girl and will dedicate his life to keep her happy and impress her and he always sticks up for his friends no matter what
Elis is a beats
Elis by I-J April 19, 2019

mateoster 

To be a punk or weak mobster or the Myspace app Mobsters.
You punk ass mateoster.
mateoster by HellDawg April 29, 2009

Gooch-a-roo 

The act of pressing ones gooch in the area between ones nose and mouth; thus giving them a wiff of ass and a taste of balls.
Boy1- Hey, were you playing COD last night?

Boy2- Ya! I totally gave some douchebag the gooch-a-roo!
Gooch-a-roo by zachareeno June 27, 2010
A hovering 5 foot long vegetable that can hover at a top speed of 10 mph that uses EXTREME force to defeat it's enemies.
The corn forced me to the wall and forced my neck to crack.
corn by Bob November 24, 2003

SMP - social media prayer 

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.