A committed partner in a long-term bromance.

The oldest trick In the book where one pull one asks another individual to pull their finger then fart with the addition of a chance of shitting themself.

She’s a bloodclart bad gyal,

What you watch wen you now your single and will always be single

(Noun) (Part of Life) A story that few others can relate to other than Ashlyn...because she is Ashlyn. Ashlyn stories are generally circular in form, and are open ended, occasionally leaving the listener mindfucked and speechless. However, most Ashlyn stories are humorous, and often relate to similarly humorous everyday situations and encounters, and if listened to over dinner, often reveal clues to the meaning of life. Every man should hear an Ashlyn story from the source before he dies.

A Strong beautiful voice