new hartford
new hartford by billyisbest July 7, 2005
Urban Dictionary
pushing up daisies
A phrase used to describe someone dead. You will be in the ground dead so therefore daisies will grow on you, and you will be "pushing up daisies"
Joe "Hey i don't like you"
Steve "You wanna fight?"
Joe "Don't fight me or you'll be pushing up daisies"
Bill "Did you hear about Steve?"
Tom "Ya i heard he got into a fight"
Bill "Ya, now he's just pushing up daisies."
Steve "You wanna fight?"
Joe "Don't fight me or you'll be pushing up daisies"
Bill "Did you hear about Steve?"
Tom "Ya i heard he got into a fight"
Bill "Ya, now he's just pushing up daisies."
pushing up daisies by koolkid... October 7, 2009
The Shock Dock
The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock
Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock
Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days
Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days
The Shock Dock by Joadydahman507 November 20, 2009
afflecking
Completely ignoring a reasonable argument from someone you disagree with, only to interject with an emotionally charged accusation that the speaker is being gross and racist, when in fact they are being neither gross nor racist.
Ben didn't care to hear what Bill and Sam had to say, he just immediately started afflecking to avoid a rational conversation.
afflecking by Dodgethesnail April 20, 2016
Babaroo
A pet name for someone who is cute, adorable, or sweet. Can be used on a significant other, someone your interested in, or a child.
Babaroo by OhTheIrony13 July 7, 2018