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teclaire 

A very strong independent woman who speaks her mind. She know just what to say and when to say it. She raises her children like a pro and will never let you down. Sure, she can be too mean and strict but she loves all the people close to her. If you ever happen to see a Teclaire, tell her she is the best because she truly is.
A Teclaire is very rare.
teclaire by PizzaIsLikeLife November 19, 2017

Sean Connery 

Sean Connery is a Knight of Scotland and an Accomplished Actor. The following are facts about Connery:

At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.

Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.

Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)

One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.

On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.
Paul: JFK certainly held his ground against the Soviets.

John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!
Sean Connery by Van Wampler February 25, 2008

skitzing 

to go crazy or utterly insane due to stress or another incident. Next step up from tripping; implying skitzophrenia.
I have an essay due in thirty minutes and I'm skitzing so bad I just want to set my head on fire!
skitzing by Ben Salisbury November 12, 2001
I grabbed her hair and gave her the ole one-two one-two.
ole by manseba September 7, 2006

Sheep shagger

A virgin farmer from County Roscommon in Ireland who enjoys sexual intercourse with sheep.
Hay John did ya scor in Rockfords last night...

No Frankie. Had to make do with the ould ewe when I got home.

Go on you auld Roscommon sheep shagger.
Sheep shagger by Roscommon Rose August 13, 2006
What everyone calls any other object or anyone else. This includes all genders, and animals alike.
Dude...
Dude by HiyaMesaPPpants December 16, 2008
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