Lying to a girl and using friends possessions like: clothes, phones, drugs, cars, and rooms etc to pull a dirty leg (definition on site) home to have sex.
My cousin June Bug borrowed my clothes, my friend's phone and weed told the girl his car was in the shop and he was a professional poker player. When he took her into our buddies room, then he was claiming as his own. The only problem with his fraudulent pimping plan was our buddie had moved all his furniture. Dude told her he forgot that the carpet cleanres were coming and then made a pallet for them to smash.
A person who plays a football video game and purposely plays the game to make himself look good. This is usually done in either the franchise or season mode. It could also be used in a game mode in which you create your own player such as superstar mode in madden or campus legend in NCAA. A stat Nazi will do something such as throw a 75 yard touchdown pass with 20 seconds left in the 4th quarter when they are winning by 35 points just to get their stats up. Also known as padding stats.
Person 1: Dude! My running back got 530 yards last game! Im gonna win the heisman for sure?
This man is feared by all hot hairy holes in the area, all femboy holes quiver in fear upon his arrival. He will NEVER, EVER use lube on a hot hole. No exceptions. Eddies hole is property of this man
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