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Not-Bob's Law

Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.

If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.
Person 1: Britney sucks, she has no talent.
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*
Not-Bob's Law by Tina Eastwick April 23, 2005
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I can’t breathe 

When a police has a knee on someones neck and they say “I can’t breathe” they can’t get air from their Throat throat to their LUNGS...I know surprising
George Floyd say “I can’t breathe” and the officer continued to keep his knee on his neck

emofuckgirl 

kayla is the most beautiful person of all and is the queen of makeup and she is better than all of you hoes
emofuckgirl is the best spam account on instagram!!
emofuckgirl by oliviakathryn May 13, 2016

Jiggle miggle 

I have absolutely no idea what a jiggle miggle is
Jiggle miggle by u w u November 23, 2020
rudious can be good or bad
"hey bro, you're outfit is super rudious!"

"dude, her outfit is so rudious.. why is she wearing that?"
rudious by finneb September 25, 2023
Adult female cooties, males can be carriers but females are the original producers of mung.
That skank has mung!
Mung by Niccat September 12, 2009

suspicious pelican 

He's a pelican that is highly suspicious.
"Someone: does something"
"SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck"
suspicious pelican by SkyTohru April 15, 2020