geek wood

The initial pleasurable and excited response to a new tech object, service or device just discovered. (sexual overtone implied)

We just got some new shiat from Cisco, and Neal is sporting some serious geek wood.

geek wood by grady February 6, 2004

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hop that bitch

Multiple people beating up one dumb bitch (female or male)

We were/are going to hop that bitch

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handy manny is the brutal murderer of bob the builder and is willing to kill to get on TV to brodcast his feeling of death blood and destruction

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Dick that's so fucking good it don't matter what else is going on it says you on a coma

Damien denali paralyzed me with that dope dick I'm comatoast and I'm not moving till he tells me so.

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a mid girl

Dude shes a middie not a baddie

middie by p8 January 20, 2023

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A term to describe the ejaculate of one during masterbation

I beat my dick so hard I sent a spank nugget across the room.

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The guy i dated last year was a total douchenwaffle

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