The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.

A regretful tattoo.

Something that is really tasty to the point it can't be described by a real word.

a horrible rapper on the face of planet earth with an ego larger than his body mass

1) A prank played by placing a dollar smeared with feces (poop-side down) on the ground for someone to pick up.

2) Anonymously sending someone currency in the mail, in a bag of feces. Also known as 'poop dolla' , a service provided by poopdollar.net.

tops, the best, no one is better than you