Cargotnia is a special form of splegotnia where you randomly try to hump cars. Most cases are left unnoticed until the person is killed while trying to hump a car at high speeds.

A fart that lingers well past the normal life span of an average flatulence. It's nonstop attempts to penetrate the nostrils resembles the annoying persistence of a seagull.

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.

A Band called Why Don’t We made this word up! Zach herron is the one who says it all the time!

Term reserved for the highest, most respected league of pot smokers.