Cargotnia is a special form of splegotnia where you randomly try to hump cars. Most cases are left unnoticed until the person is killed while trying to hump a car at high speeds.
Poor Jimmy, he just couldn't help it... Boy Darn it! If only we had known, if only we had known... Cargotnia killed the Jimmy!
by BEEBington jones January 23, 2008
Get the cargotniamug.