Cargotnia is a special form of splegotnia where you randomly try to hump cars. Most cases are left unnoticed until the person is killed while trying to hump a car at high speeds.
Poor Jimmy, he just couldn't help it... Boy Darn it! If only we had known, if only we had known... Cargotnia killed the Jimmy!
by BEEBington jones January 23, 2008
Get the cargotnia mug.Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying
"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.
"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.
"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"
"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"
"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"
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Derived from the words car and paranoia. A term used to describe the sensation that someone has been in one's car, adjusted mirrors, changed seat settings, or drained gas from the vehicle.
erica: It feels like someone has been in my car; I need to readjust my mirrors.
remley: maybe you are suffering from caronia...
remley: maybe you are suffering from caronia...
by erieee December 10, 2009
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Her signature superpower is Genetic Amplification, which Conjures a 2SunPvZH plant, then gives it +1 Strength /+1 Health and the Amphibious and Team-Up traits. She was added on July 11th, 2017 along with Huge-Gigantacus as part of Season 3 of the Galactic Gardens update.
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Her signature superpower is Genetic Amplification, which Conjures a 2SunPvZH plant, then gives it +1 Strength /+1 Health and the Amphibious and Team-Up traits. She was added on July 11th, 2017 along with Huge-Gigantacus as part of Season 3 of the Galactic Gardens update.
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The first time, if you wanna go back and see my reaction to Beta Carrotina when this hero was first announced and released what it would do. The first time I saw this I thought genetic amplification was op since I didn't realise that it conjures the card into your hand,ummm, I thought this would just play it on the field. Again 1-cost trick for a 2-cost plant that's random, so sometimes it's trash and sometimes it's amazing it could be anything from water chestnut to triceratops which is amphibious uh it can turn to double mint which is actually very good because it starts with the initial buff ummm, and it gets amphibious and team-up I thought this card was really really good, almost too good. Guys this just puts the card in your hand so if you think of what genetic amplification does for you...
by simoxann August 15, 2023
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by does it matter? May 2, 2003
Get the carboniated mug.(Race) A subspecies of humans that came to earth 400,000 years ago in search of Colby Jack Cheese.
*Background*
In year -7012 Earth was just beginning. While the events of the bible had long passed there was a rift in time between BC and AD. Thus the negative years. In this time humanity excelled in everything imaginable because of one particular event. In the year -7012 a craft landed outside of jurgenflöurgen, modern day Sweden, was reported. The ancient texts are written in crayon, and scientists are still trying to uncover the whole story. They spoke of sentient beings from the planet Carl, and they were dubbed the "Carltonians". They came in search of Colby Jack Cheese, which was given to them. As we had established better communication with the Carltonians, trade was performed. With their help humanity thrived until the floods from the bible killed everyone (the carltonians did not know how to swim), thus forcing their people on Earth to leave/ die. Now in modern day 2020 we can still see some of their great inventions. The Swiss Army Knife, Potato Chips, and spoons.
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In year -7012 Earth was just beginning. While the events of the bible had long passed there was a rift in time between BC and AD. Thus the negative years. In this time humanity excelled in everything imaginable because of one particular event. In the year -7012 a craft landed outside of jurgenflöurgen, modern day Sweden, was reported. The ancient texts are written in crayon, and scientists are still trying to uncover the whole story. They spoke of sentient beings from the planet Carl, and they were dubbed the "Carltonians". They came in search of Colby Jack Cheese, which was given to them. As we had established better communication with the Carltonians, trade was performed. With their help humanity thrived until the floods from the bible killed everyone (the carltonians did not know how to swim), thus forcing their people on Earth to leave/ die. Now in modern day 2020 we can still see some of their great inventions. The Swiss Army Knife, Potato Chips, and spoons.
Pertucia- "Well Mike, what'd you learn about in school today?"
Mike - " I learned about these really cool people from another planet called Carltonians."
Pertucia - "I remember learning about them in school too honey!"
Mike - " I learned about these really cool people from another planet called Carltonians."
Pertucia - "I remember learning about them in school too honey!"
by Imakewordsnthings March 10, 2020
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Carcoonian The Great: is a god hailing from the lands of coonlandia where the rivers flow chocolate and there’s plenty of bananas for the monkeys.
Also known as Carcaniggeris
Carcoonian The Great: is a god hailing from the lands of coonlandia where the rivers flow chocolate and there’s plenty of bananas for the monkeys.
Also known as Carcaniggeris
by SSJ5Asended July 29, 2021
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