the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of hollowing out a pumpkin.
Dude, I'm like majorly Jack-O-Cramp'in right now; do you have a knife so I can end this?
shoot snoot /SHUTE-snute/, verb
1. To shoot nasal mucus
2. To shave by firing a gun 3. To cut a sunflower down the middle with a machete
4. To turn dark gray.
1. When I shoot snoot, it is always vitreous.
2. I had to shoot snoot this morning.