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Mutantmart 

Also known as Walmart. The store where all the defective genetically damaged freaks in the world shop. All of the employees are completely braindead, and very few normal people shop there.

Most of the items sold there are cheap crap imported from other countries made from toxic chemicals, while the store fools all the moron customers with a "buy American" jingoistic propaganda BS advertising campaign.

You have to be very careful in and around their parking lot because the most idiotic drivers you will ever see have drivers licenses and are allowed to drive.

In Mutantmart you will find the absolute dumbest people in the world.
Just go to Mutantmart once and see for yourself.
Mutantmart by bptr January 23, 2013
Goat by Kencarsontop6 February 28, 2025

Hobofelia 

A generalized obsession with hobos
Johnny McJoeJoeCakes suffered from acute hobofelia, causing him to idolize the life of stinky hobos. So much to the point that he often thought about fuckin' em, showing symptoms of hobofornifelia.
Ängla is a girl who loves Turkish boys and likes to Shout about her graders.
For example, Ängla loves Alpay.
Ängla by Ängla November 5, 2019

sneaky bill 

when you poop and go back to what you were doing and more comes out.
I have to go change my underware I had a sneaky bill.
sneaky bill by cobb121 May 26, 2013

Dry humping after party

March 29th. It's a day for after someone birthday party and for the afterparty it will be time to dry humping through the night
Natalie- We will have a dry humping after party

Us- HECK YES
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