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obviously, we all know it's a female garment.

however, if you go to a catholic school or any school with uniforms, you also know that it is a verb.

to SKIRT someone is to come up behind them and pull the back of their skirt up, therefore exposing their buttocks to whoever is behind them.

it sucks to be skirted, but is the best way to get revenge on someone / embaress the hell out of them, though skirting must be done responsibly, because everyone hates those never-ending wars to see who can skirt the most people. (kind of like the circle game)
chick 1: like, oh my god, someone totally skirted me today at lunch and, like, it was right next to the football players' table, and, like, they all saw my bright pink thong! like, traumatizing!
chick 2: at least you HAD underwear on.
chick 1: true.

(chick 1 skirts chick 2, who screams, then a cat fight ensues. they both take their shirts off for some reason and prance around, screaming 'bitch!' at each other, occassionally taking a swing. it's quite arousing.)
skirt by smokin' el September 21, 2005
Adverb, meaning "not thirsty".

Apart from its original form, literally meaning that you are full/not thirsty, it can be used in different contexts as slang.

The word descends from Norwegian slang. However it functions well in other languages, such as English, German, Chinese, etc...

e.g:
Getting spulf: drink until you are totally not thirsty/getting drunk.
A spulfer: a person who really enjoys getting spulf.
A spulfie: a girl who has swallowed her share of seamen.
- Would you like some more tea, Ms. Yovankizha?

- No thank you, I'm spulf

- Do you think I have a shot at Lisa? She's totally super hot!
- Na, man... She's spulf when it comes to sex..

- Dude! I'm so glad school is over!
- Hell yes! We're getting spulf this weekend, for sure!

- Did you see how Steve kept puking all over the place last night?
- Yeah, I know.. He just kept drinking although he was spulf hours ago.. He is a real spulfer..!
Spulf by Spulfer June 5, 2009
a chubby short dark Mexican-American
Hey bro look at that at zaykov over there, they look like completely different species.
Zaykov by ThanosAssEater May 19, 2023

libertyville high school 

this high school was made for really snobby rich kids. They are known for a really cocky football team and a horrible freshman baseball field. all the kids in this school are snobby and think they are beter than all other towns around them.
libertyville high school kid: "dude were totally going to beat mundelein basketball!"

mundelein kid after thhe game: "dude we completely crushed you"
1. Term used to describe the general state of calm that occurs after intense laughter.

2. Term used as a substitute for any other word not necessarily available at the time.

Alternate spelling: "huew."
1.) "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...heuw."

2.) Ah, well, I, sure, but...heuw.
heuw by Jack "Yours Truly" October 17, 2007

smoke a turbo 

hey man lets smoke a turbo
smoke a turbo by Jesse Stanley February 13, 2008

assmaker 

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h
you are being such an assmaker
assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017
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