Blatt

To be extraordinarily and unnecessarily uncomfortable giving up a possession even when you don't even need it. Also, finding a way to get involved in something that you're not part of through some deceptive, sneeaky or slimy methods.

Your friend only has one soda left and is very thirsty, and you ask him for it: "Hey give me your last soda." "It's my last one and I'm really thirsty; Stop being so Blatt." Also, you're about to throw away a notebook because the semester is over, you friend asks you for it to use, and you say no... i'm throwing it out anyway.

Blatt by Joshua Kratchman January 10, 2008

0.0001

some random person who wanted to see what would happen when they searched it up

0.001 - some random person who wanted to see what would happen when they searched it up

hey man wanna search up 0.0001 on the Urban Dictionary

0.0001 by gserfwrvsew February 15, 2022

Hardo

One who thinks they are more muscular than they actually are. Their body type is similar to a marshmallow; comes off as a big object but is really the softest object on earth. This type of person walks around with a puffed out chest similar to a wild bird seeking a mate. They're also one that will hold off surgery since sports teams need this "hardo" player so bad, he will hold this surgery off til the off-season. But the problem is, is that there is no off-season for a "hardo". The mating call of the "hardo" becomes deeper depending on its proximity to its opposite sex, despite its natural high pitch.

That kid's going full throttle with the nitrous all the way open...what a hardo.

Hardo by Back Door Bangers November 19, 2013

qetuoadjlzcbmwryipsfkxvn

Hey, you, you're finally awake.

You were trying to cross the border,

right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that

thief over there.

qetuoadjlzcbmwryipsfkxvn

qetuoadjlzcbmwryipsfkxvn by pp123987 March 22, 2021

dicrot

Incorrectly typed words that are mistakenly added to a smartphone's dictionary and keep popping up as suggestions later on.

A: Dude, I hate using my phone to write messages.

B: Seriously? Why?

A: I keep getting worthless suggestions due to typos I made in the past.

B: Haha, a serious case of dicrot.

dicrot by WilleZurMacht March 6, 2014

Jared Phillips

Hes got a big dick

Jared phillips has big old dick #lickitysplit

Jared Phillips by Zoyberg69 April 16, 2019

Qmanom

a sexy beast that i would lend my willy to. he is so insanely hot that i have a boner in my sleep and have morning wood.

i had morning wood because of qmanom.

Qmanom by james_jameson38232 July 19, 2021