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Pinballing 

When you grab someone's testicles and stretch them with such force that they snap back to their body, it’s like the action of a pinball machine launching its ball. The sensation is akin to pulling a spring to its limit, and then releasing it, resulting in an immediate and powerful recoil as the testicles are violently propelled back to their original position. The sudden and intense motion creates a jarring, painful impact that reverberates throughout the area, leaving the individual with a sharp and lingering discomfort.
I started pinballing jimmy so hard his balls went right back inside him.
Pinballing by calcity10 August 5, 2024

Cut Cap & Balance 

Cut Cap & Balance is a pledge any sound thinking American can take which promotes cutting already enacted excessively crazy federal spending, permanently capping federal spending at a reasonable sustainable level, and amending the US constitution to require a balanced federal budget.

The pledge is commonly thusly repeated (hand over heart optional):

I pledge to require legislators to oppose any debt limit

increase unless all three of the following conditions have

been met:

Cut - Substantial cuts in spending that will reduce the

deficit next year and each and every thereafter.

Cap - Enforceable spending caps that will put federal

spending on a path to a balanced budget.

Balance - Congressional passage of a Balanced

Budget Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which

includes both a spending limitation and a super-

majority for raising taxes, in addition to balancing

revenues and expenses.
Tina: Yo Tom, you wild and crazy Tea Partier, you keep complaining about nutty spending liberals but I don't get what you are offering instead.

Tom: My dearest Tina, I'm not just a Tea Partier, I'm a member of The Party of FUCK NO!. Us TPoFN!’ers right now are asking every clear thinking American to take the Cut Cap & Balance pledge.

Tina: Fucking a !

Tom: Rolling over off the wet spot – I just did.
Cut Cap & Balance by Ur Daddie July 20, 2011
A ladle with the head of a goose, he is the equivalent of god, and speaks no words
Person: omg it’s gladle
Other person : whoa that

Person: he Is. God
Gladle by All_of_garden April 23, 2020
a bald man who screams way too much in the bed
raido is stupid
Raido by XDLOLNOOB June 9, 2020
A girl who would buy even shit, if it was adorned with the Hollister label. She is usually middle class, skinny, (or is under the impression she is), and enjoys putting others down.
You: Hey I thought you already had that shirt.

Hollishit Girl: No the other one was pink, this ones salmon.

You: Righhhht, All you do is buy random Hollishit.
Hollishit by thatgirlintheglasses September 25, 2010
Bro the new gym Revive is totally going to SoFit itself.
SoFit by shtoyboiiii March 9, 2026
1 A cockass is used when the length of the penis isn't sufficient to pleasure a girl.

2 A short kid that has a rumour about his penis size.
1 Yo, I was fucking this girl with my Jordan, but compared to the other dicks she's seen, she said it was a cockass!

2 Hey Abrams, I heard your a huge cockass? How big is it?
Cockass by Space Jam Jardens April 17, 2011
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