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noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.

verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.

Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all!

Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.

paddle by fessee May 25, 2007

Neckbeard 

The hair on the back of ones neck. Usually connects to back hair. It is unknown as to whether or not the neckbeard is formed from the hair on the back or from the hair on the head. Neckbeards are easily controlled with regular and proper maintenance.
"Man, does that guy ever have a massive neckbeard!"

"I thought that it was a tattoo, but it turned out to be just a neckbeard."

Wes groomed his neckbeard before his big date.
Neckbeard by Sod Face February 9, 2010

Xanxiety 

A situation in which you are very anxious, possibly close to panic and you need to take Xanax.
OMG I have major xanxiety after that meeting with the boss!! I need my Xanax NOW!!!
Xanxiety by Twigirlfan June 16, 2022
when you find an in real life money glitch
I’m running up B billz so easy no one knows about it lol
B billz by Jayde555 December 18, 2022
Yo! My Homies be trippin' me. It be upsettin' me Dog. Nawmean?
nawmean by Tom June 20, 2007

lapskaus i ræva 

its lapskaus in ræva. its amazing
lapskaus i ræva å isen i magen
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