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Turkumference 

Measurement of the circumference of a turkey. Notably, the girth of the protagonist in the film Thankskilling and Thankskilling 3.
John wondered why Stacey compared his penis to the turkumference of Turkie as he devoured wanda lust's neck
Turkumference by Rick Charound November 15, 2017

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf 

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."
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Has visto lo guapa que esta Sheila?
Sheila by its_katie18 November 24, 2021

Coronavaginus 

eva has coronavaginus
Coronavaginus by pinkcumeva November 21, 2020
Inverted Butter Face

Whereas a "Butter Face" will have a rockin body but a less than acceptable face (averaging her rating down 2 points on a scale 1-10 where 4 is fuckable), an Inverted Butter Face will have an amazing face, but a body that truly is terrible.

IBFs are more often than not found on the internet taking advantage of photo cropping to conceal their deal-breaking flaws in several pictures. Note that their profile pictures will all be of their faces and other photographs will seldom include the rest of their bodies. Make sure you don't start flirting with one of these women, god forbid you'd ever have to touch one in real life.
Jimmy: Hey bro, I was flirting with this girl on fb. She's moving in to the room right next to ours. I'm away this weekend and I was wondering if you could do some recon for me cause she looks like a babe in some pictures but in a few of them she looks like a GOD NO NEVER kinda girl.

Tom: Nah dude, checked her out today, she's a total IBF. I'd stay away.
IBF by TheNatorGator August 22, 2014

howdy motherfuckers 

See: Howdy bitches; gender sensitive
Used as a greeting; as in "howdy motherfuckers"
howdy motherfuckers by Easterbunny October 30, 2008
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