Random ass person: "im gone beat yo ass nigga"
Gwinnett county nigga: "pew pew"

darwin844 fucks blaze every night
blaze enjoys darwin inside of him

Red sky at night!, Tanners Delight!!

Red sky in morning, Tanners warning!

Tiktok kid, not transfem: "Stop saying femboy it's a slur against trans women (source: idk), say roseboy instead."
Me, transfem: "You're not a trans woman or a femboy, you don't get to decide that, now go stuff roses into your mouth so you can shut the hell up."

Friend A “That coat is very chobblesome.”
Friend B “Thank you.”

Jim told Marsha to buy tickets, but he won some in a raffle the very day! Isn't it ironic?

Bitch, that ain't irony, that's coincidence.

You know what? Fuck it. You're right. It doesn't matter what it means at this point. People been using it wrong for so long, it practically means whatever you want it to. All right, go right he fuck ahead. Call it irony.

Can I get an irony to come check this irony? Where my irony at?