kyle sad

When you get blackout drunk and cry in public, pee in your pants a little. Then call everyone the next morning and say sorry like a little bitch.

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kyle sad by Kylesad July 30, 2018

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Shit Goggles

Condition in which an individual is completely indoctrinated in to the mindset of a larger group, society, organization, religion, etc... to the point of delusion.

1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.

2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.

3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.

Shit Goggles by pikamtn October 18, 2010

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Parsecs

Unit of distance in space, equal to about 3 light years

Referenced to in the movie Star Wars
Han Solo: ....made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs (some say this is a false reference as a parsec is distance not time, but there is a technical aspect to it, something about the millenium falcon flying near a black hole)

Parsecs by Zshii August 26, 2005

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lfab

A term frequently used on Facebook to denote a pity like, it means "like for a bro."

Bro 1 Status: "I just fed my cat"
Bro 2: *likes status* "lfab"

lfab by shkk June 27, 2013

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subjugate

(transitive verb)

1) to bring under control and governance as a subject : conquer

2) to make submissive : subdue

— sub·ju·ga·tion\ˌsəb-ji-ˈgā-shən\ noun
— sub·ju·ga·tor\ˈsəb-ji-ˌgā-tər\ noun

1) I subjugated that baby seal pup on the icefloat with a blunt splintered club.

subjugate by fuct_ November 15, 2010

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wetdad

when he’s a dad but sexc

woah he’s a cute wetdad

wetdad by makandcheese69 April 15, 2020

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Thuc Quang Pham

Thuc is an amazing guy. Not only is he sexy, he is one of the most muscular guy at the gym. (bed time is pretty breathtaking)He loves to go to the gym like its his career. He also loves ice cream. January 3rd is his birthday. Thuc is an amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. he is someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. thuc is a generous, loving guy who goes out of his way for his friends. he can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. he is nice to get to know and easy to fall in love with. He also love his girlfriend name nikki very much.

i love you thuc quang pham.
thuc quang pham is my other half.

Thuc Quang Pham by exonikka January 3, 2012

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