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Kafka is a masculine first name derived from "k-" prefix meaning "destined for something unavoidable" and the acronym AFK meaning "unable to watch YouTube for long periods of time". The guys named Kafka oftentimes experience inevitable events that causes long periods of AFK moments, e.g. losing arguments with their parents.
Every time I hear my friend Kafka talk about losing arguments with his parents, I know he’s in for another round of AFK moments—poor guy can’t withstand breaks from watching YouTube!
Kafka by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025
A term for a person who lives in a low class street, usually referred to a "Hood". The word comes from modern Polish/Slavic language, and is used as an insult, compliment, and humorous way to say homie. The word is also used to describe a person who lives in a slum, or highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units in a situation of deteriorated or incomplete infrastructure, inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.

It can also describe an actual slum in the modern Polish/ Slavic language
"I'm Going to the szlums east of town, theres a fast food place just in the center of the szlums."

It can also be used like, " Hello szlum, you like your garbage town"
Szlum by Winged Hussar April 16, 2020

stripper taxi 

A dumb fuck that gives strippers a free ride. Hoping that he'll become her boyfriend.

Example: Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"
stripper taxi

Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"
stripper taxi by TrollingUndead January 31, 2014
Synonym for homo, faggot, gayboy, peter
You are a Fagula.
That kid looks like a total Fagula
Fagula by anonymous1556451 November 13, 2011
The most cockiest German in the world who says "I'm awesome" 3000 times a day.
-Yo sup Joachim?
-I'm awesome.

-Is your name Joachim sir?
-I'm awesome.

-Shut up or I'll kill you.
-I'm awesome.
Joachim by ItsTheOneAndOnlyTruth October 1, 2016

badabing badaboom 

Badabing Badaboom is a slang phrase which is similar to the French term "Voila". By using badabing badaboom as an expression you are assuming that others get a generalised sense of the steps in a story you left out.
The guy accidentally spills her drink, he appologises and badabing badaboom 6 months later theyre married.
Often interchangeable with the term "one thing leads to another"
There was already an example of "badabing badaboom" on urbandictionary but people were luke warm about it so badabing badaboom I write this new definition

Every New York gangster film has someone who says badabing badaboom
gangster: "So tony goes to the fuckin haidresser and tells the guy he wants to look like Robert Redford, well you seen tony right?, the haidresser thinks tony's fuckin kidding and he says 'oh is that when he stars as chewbacca in star fuckin wars' well the hairdresser thinks tony's gonna laugh but badabing badaboom that fuckin hairdresser flew through a plate glass window and hit the fuckin pavement outside with a knife in his fuckin throat"
badabing badaboom by tony-gangster November 27, 2007
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