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Kevin Syndrome 

Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."
Oh dear, I think Naveah has Kevin Syndrome. Quick, get rid of all bread in the house!
(Koo-taj) The area below the belt on a man containing the dick-n-balls. Sometimes reffered to as a "kootage".
Jeff: Hey dude that midget just totally gave me a fierce uppercut.
Bob: Where exactly did he hit you?
Jeff:Directly to the kutache.
Bob: Kutache???
Jeff: You know... the dick and balls?
Kutache by themidget25 November 21, 2009

Döpfert 

A Döpfert is a person with an extreme amount of gruesomeness due to his dictator lifestyle.
Look he is so gruesome, he is a true Döpfert
Döpfert by KushSorbet99 December 4, 2021

Gaverille 

She is fierce and feisty. She will be sweet as can be. As a Jewish mother she will have the utmost need to feed every one of your friends. Hungry people are not allowed in the house.

She is the most loving mother I can ever ask for. Even though I made her soft she still has a place in her heart for heavy metal bands while she cooks, cleans, or studies.
She’s such a gaverille.
Gaverille by WhatchuWantBoyo July 6, 2019
A day where u can have a girl eat ur ass
July 1st the girl can be eating u instead of her.

roast beef curtains 

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.
Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.
Gets all the egirls and fucks your mom when he has a chance. He can be super insane at video games and is always accused of cheating
I wish I was oqud
oqud by Oqud May 5, 2021
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