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Bunch of wankers.
Male Scally: age ranges from 9 to about 30,when theyve spent all the money they manage to scrub off the floor on weed, or possibly cheap solvents. Slap head, flat peaked baseball cap stuck to the back of the head.BLurbbery Scarf. Henri Lloyd, Lascoste, Fred Perry or some cheap sports make top, with shitty joggers tucked in to multi coloured socks with a pair of offensive (fake) nike shox. Lovely greasy skin, maybe acne, due to the endless days stood in, or outside of McDonalds, or because their single mothers cant afford running water for them to wash in their cardboard boxes.A hell of a lot of plastic gold jewelry, they all want to be black, listen 2 shite music R'n'B, Rap hip-hop etc. Get wasted every night because its so cool.
Female Scally: as with the male species age ranges from 9, but women dont grow out of scalliness until around 40.Laid by their 14th birthday, kids before their 15th. Similar dress to the male also, but occasionally skirts are worn with diamond patterened tights, mainly from a £1 shop. Crappy flat boots, pink suede probably. Short denim skirts riding up their fat saggy arses, with large white flabby bellys hanging over the top. Furry anoraks are popular. Hair must be scraped back in a high bunch, with 3 cans of hairspray to secure. A bottle of orange foundation, so their face resembles that of and umpa lumpa. Not to mention the36 plastic necklaces they have to wear, they have their ears peirced aroun 40 times per ear, with of course, plastic gold earrings that commonly touch their shoulders. Whoever came up with this idea was probably a gypsy and should be shot.
Both always smoking, as it is so cool.
Have no ability to speak standard english and use phrases like "ur mum" under immense confrontational pressure.only start a fight if they have 50 other scalls behind them.never actually end up hitting anyone, because when they get a quick retaliation such as "fuck off donkey dick" they end up shittind themsleves and coming out with ".......ur mum?"
Scallies are gay and all need to die die die die die.
scally by I hate scalls June 18, 2005
A mysterious place where 'people' only have bizarre kinky sex.
I heard a Goddess dwells in the arcania, with the power of numbing dicks
arcania by Mydickgodly June 14, 2018
Pointless Bored E-mails

A term used for e-mails written by people at the height of boredom and then sent en masse to everyone you can think of, often found in the deepest reaches of teenage inboxes.
"Spesh, stop sending me PBE's"

Moe: How many PBE's do you send a week?
Jase: Depends on how bored I am.
Moe: Sounds like fun....FREAK!!!!
PBE by undividualist June 28, 2005
Someone who is very bad at riddles and is not from the hood, but acts like it. If you are named Fashad... you have less than an 80 IQ! You always have your speaker out ready to jam, but someone else plays the songs. You also copy everyone else's dance moves... while they are doing them!
Then he said "70 hours" ! Bruh, the answer was 1 hour... What a Fashad!
fashad by 70nigga May 21, 2018
Sarala is a one of a kind person. She's got everyone else's best interests at heart and you should not take advantage of her, you'll never find someone like her again. She's beautiful, kind, funny, and overall a loving person.
That Sarala, always doing things for others.
Sarala by Edwin-pins September 22, 2017
nina is the cutest, sweetest, smartest and most perfect person you will ever meet. they might say that there’s other people who are better than them, but that’s just completely wrong. god literally made them to be the most perfect person literally ever
person 1: “isn’t nina the cutest??”
person 2: “yeah she’s the best.”
nina by worm12 May 26, 2020

Pornocracy

Hailing from Winnipeg, Manitoba, and formed in 1999, the metal machine known as Pornocracy takes on all comers. They re-pioneering the thrash metal movement with a blistering intense sound and original style that is as in your face as the band themselves. Crushing drum beats complimented by low thundering bass add the crucial backbone behind Pornocracy's metal madness. Mindblowing technically sound rhythms and powerhouse leads add the fuel to the fire which is then ignited by an aggresive vocal style few can immitate.

Like them or hate them, Pornocracy is a well known name amongst the Winnipeg band community and have earned the respect of both their peers and the P.C.M.F.'s ( fans ) delivering a live performace experience that cannot be duplicated and has kept the metal machine rolling full steam into the present.

Lets go see Pornocracy at the Zoo
Pornocracy by metalchris February 4, 2009