Sam
the kindest person in the world, someone so humble and caring that they love all people even if they have never actually spoken to them.
Sam by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024
Urban Dictionary
double cum bubble prod
An extremely advanced sex technique that was banned in 19 countries by the Geneva Convention and remains today as one of the most powerful and notorious sex moves history
Double Cum Bubble Prod is when you mold your pre-cum into two separate bubbles on the tip of you cock than you push you dick against her cunt, but you do NOT penetrate.
If you keep prodding repeatedly and you will always cum last :D
The reason its so powerful is because the girl will prepare to be penetrated but it wont come. If you keep doing it she will keep preparing and keep going and going. This is extremely exhausting for her and the technique is primarily used to weaken her so you can be better in bed
However it was banned because the consequence can be dire. Continued usage can cause serious damage to her ass and may eventually cause severe sex problems in the next 16 years.
It can also be used to punish her and shit thats why it was banned
But besides that its a sick way to get that shit pumped, baby
Double Cum Bubble Prod is when you mold your pre-cum into two separate bubbles on the tip of you cock than you push you dick against her cunt, but you do NOT penetrate.
If you keep prodding repeatedly and you will always cum last :D
The reason its so powerful is because the girl will prepare to be penetrated but it wont come. If you keep doing it she will keep preparing and keep going and going. This is extremely exhausting for her and the technique is primarily used to weaken her so you can be better in bed
However it was banned because the consequence can be dire. Continued usage can cause serious damage to her ass and may eventually cause severe sex problems in the next 16 years.
It can also be used to punish her and shit thats why it was banned
But besides that its a sick way to get that shit pumped, baby
DUDE 1: Bro one of my mentors taught me how to do the Double Cum Bubble Prod man
she was like -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O
DUDE 2: Dude thats not cool she was probably hurt man
DUDE 1: Nah Im just pumping that shit homie
she was like -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O
DUDE 2: Dude thats not cool she was probably hurt man
DUDE 1: Nah Im just pumping that shit homie
double cum bubble prod by Notorious waaay September 2, 2011
simp
a man who does or says something for a woman solely because she is a woman that he has feelings for but when it is not reciprocated back to him equally by her
the simp purposefully altered his workday routine at his workplace to make sure to be around her at a certain time in hopes that he would find something relevant to talk about with her just so he could talk to her despite her never showing any initial signs of attraction towards him
the simp was extra kind towards her only because he found her attractive
the simp spent his evenings thinking about her despite never even having sex with her
the simp was extra kind towards her only because he found her attractive
the simp spent his evenings thinking about her despite never even having sex with her
simp by secretrandompseudonym November 16, 2024
Door bagel
Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
Door bagel by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018
spray monkey
spray monkey by ClamOrPotato July 1, 2016