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instant karma 

Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!
Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.
instant karma by cat-on-mars.net December 28, 2003

valentini 

person who acts cool yet funny at the same time. Good taste in clothing as well as food,
i want to be a valentini when i grow up, they have the cutest clothes.
valentini by Kara Lee November 14, 2011

daddys football champion 

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.
Yea he’s daddys football champion

Caitlin Wilson 

A young shy girl with a phat ass and a great personality. She is trustworthy and loyal but her sister is not lmao.
Caitlin Wilson by Wilko16 November 4, 2019
o.k.
To agree
I've always heard it used at the end of a sentence.
Tommy sure looks great,inso?
If I bring the chips and rolls, you can bring the paper plates, napkins,and silverware, inso?
inso by Diane Paterson August 22, 2003

Making titscuits

When a cat kneads your boobs with their paws. Feels especially amazing when their claws are still intact, like tiny little knives piecing your tit over and over again.
"Owwww!"

"Oh, that's so cute! Frankie is just making titscuits for you! I'll get you a tissue for the blood."
Making titscuits by SaltH20Soul November 23, 2025
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