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Rosie O'Donnell 

Often-controversial celebrity, most famous for The Rosie O'Donnell Show and her more recent celebrity feuds. She has a large audience of people that either love her or hate her, with few inbetween.
person 1: I hope Rosie O'Donnell stays on The View another season! She's so funny and real!

person 2: Are you kidding?? She's a fat loud-mouth who is only on TV to annoy us with her stupid views.
Rosie O'Donnell by JessieWessie April 5, 2007

muscle-worship 

vb. also muscle-worshipping,

1. The admiration of muscles.
2. Feeling the tightness and strength of a particular muscle (biceps, triceps, etc.)

Similar to body-worship, but the person being worshipped is flexing his muscles. It's usually not as sexual as body-worship because it's focused mainly on how strong and defined a particular muscle feels; although many people do get aroused by this.

Usually performed by the person who loses in a contest of strength.
After Jim beat Jon arm wrestling, Jim flexed both biceps in a victory pose and made Jon perform muscle-worship on them and feel the definition; then Jon grabbed one bicep ball in each hand, squeezed them with all his might for a full minute, and still couldn't get them to budge. Jon was impressed by Jim's strength, and Jim was impressed at Jon's muscle-worshipping skills!
muscle-worship by paulflexes July 31, 2007

Sneak Peek 

Secretly watching porn in a friends house with other people present, but unaware.
Guy 1: hey what are you watching?
Guy 2: nothing...
Guy 1: is that porn?!?!
Guy 2: uhhhhhhh...
Guy 3: get the fuck out of my house!!!!
Guy 2: I was just getting a sneak peek!
Sneak Peek by Cranman11 May 27, 2016

Warm Oyster 

That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.
I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.

My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.
Warm Oyster by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Shit Witches 

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"
I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!
Shit Witches by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017
A traditional type of Korean dress. Often characterized by vibrant colors and simple lines without pockets. Hanbok is worn as semi-formal or formal wear during traditional festivals and celebrations.
Hanbok is one of the most beautiful traditional dresses in the world.
Hanbok by CrosswordPuzzle October 31, 2011

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Either you are bored to death and you should get back to work, or you are searching random things on bing to get Microsoft rewards points
"im so bored i'm just going to search as many qwertyuiopqwertyuiopqwertyuiop's as possible!"
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