ninja

The white-man's version of the N-word.

"My ninja!", "Ninja, what did you say?", "Calm down ninja!"

ninja by manmadman July 12, 2020

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chode

a penis that is long as it is fat !

wow brittney loves the Chode..
..think soda can

"so trent hows your chode?"

you've been chode !

chode by can of worms !! February 4, 2004

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Sweavin

Sweavin: (verb) The action of swerving and weaving while driving drunk, or to avoid those who are driving drunk or recklessly on the road.

Did you see that car bro?! He was definitely sweavin hardcore, I hope he doesn't hit that tree!

Sweavin by Jomommaisahottie February 21, 2010

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Masturcrastinating

When your life reaches an all-time low and you stimulate your genitals to avoid facing your obligations.

Bro I really don't wanna study chemistry, that's why I started masturcrastinating.

Masturcrastinating by grimeguy123 January 16, 2017

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Facebook retouching

the act of untagging oneself from unflattering or incriminating photos in order to maintain an a more attractive virtual persona

Girl: Are you looking at Kelly's album from the party last night?
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!

Facebook retouching by Andy Macintyre June 28, 2011

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Schmuddle

The act of smothering and cuddling with the babycakes

Who's up for some schmuddle time!

Schmuddle by KingofSchmuddle March 26, 2011

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Trifle hat

A hat often worn only to be eaten the desert that is trifle. The hat was made famous worldwide by the worm 🪱

“Look how good the worm looks in the trifle hat” 🪱

Trifle hat by Tommy Dongis January 29, 2026

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