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Tina: My boyfriend just broke up with me, but I still have tickets to go on vacation with him next week, and neither of us are giving up our seats. L@ML.
L@ML by yoyomama123 January 20, 2011
Covering yourself in anti-bacterial gel, wearing a face mask and masturbating into black-out territory during the Corona outbreak.
Ah man William Hawk really inspired me to Hawking last weekend.
Hawking by Sikkkkkkkko March 12, 2020
A very odd name and shugos are often short. Small pp sometimes girls are reppled by him. Baby.
Baby shugo!
shugo by Irregular dude October 6, 2020

fenerbahce 

Those Fenerbahce fans sucked each other off before the game.
fenerbahce by gs1905 November 29, 2004

one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
A nasty/dirty person. Unkept. Like a hobo in a regular persons body.
"Man ... I feel like a grummit today"
grummit by CMK - Goddess May 12, 2006
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