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Putting a napkin in someone's mouth and ejaculating in it
I gave this chick the fattest Blapkin!
Blapkin by Spefunk November 2, 2021
a lady or gay guy who needs money so he or she sucks for a living.
you are a sucker phillip. Phillip is a sucker
sucker by micheal jordan February 11, 2006
Having a lot of laughs. Made famous by Michigan assistant basketball coach Bacari Alexander through his twitter posts. Often used to end or begin a sentence that contains something humorous.
Halol, you just got dunked on hard.
That guy just made a fool of himself, halol.
Halol by TheMichiganDifference August 13, 2011

turtle-javier 

turtle-javier by alissaaaaaa July 12, 2009

pants cake

the act of shitting one's pants and sitting upon it, causing it to become flat like a cake
"dude, what's that smell??"

"oh i went poopy. i sat on it too. it was good."

"oh you mean you made a pants cake?"
pants cake by xbobxcorex June 1, 2006
The bitch called me an assfuck.
Me and jammy assfucked last night
assfuck by adam young August 29, 2014
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