My friend Gabby is so beautiful, I am in love with her.

london chav 1: oi oi bruv gis some bogroll would ya? ill give you a fiver.
london chav 2: nah mate this bogroll is mine innit!

wang chow hergott one day ran to the zoo and had explosive diahrea and the only bathroom was a orga whales blow hole and he let loose like it was mount saint helen and the whale died but seriouly it lived. it moved into a condo that was solid in arcatecture but lacked the benefits of the colonial revolution. little wayne has a dick on his forhead which he tried to suck but it never works. oh what we at. and escaped to canada where he met and indian and he fucked the shit out of that indians pussy. literally. like shit actually came out of her vagina. scientists were baffled.

My wife was giving me lip, and I was starting to get pissed, so I rodlucked her.

just gotta make a quick pitstop, be right back.

You: Look at that brutal emo kid. His Converse All Stars own. He slays.

Me: No he doesn't. He's about as brutal as Fiona Apple, and takes it in the ass like Richard Simmons. Watch as I smash his face and piss in those fagbag shoes of his.