georgia

a big fortnite mum. also in the PTA with karen, jane, linda and sally. a kind, funny person who can cause some bad shit anytime she wants ;) she can piss anyone off whenever she wants. lowkey has about 70 ex husbands and 3 backup boyfriends ;))))
#approves of her kids playing fortnite because she is the coolest mum of all. gang gang 😂😎🧖🏿 ♀️

georgia can be a piece of shit sometimes

georgia by Georgia the guano November 19, 2019

Turdulence

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.

Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.

Turdulence by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021