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a bunch of dogs huddled on a human
omg im stuck in a dogclan
dogclan by ItZyOmAmA December 2, 2020
Kansas State University. May also refer to the university's athletic team, the Kansas State Wildcats.
I am going to K-State.
I enjoy watching the K-State play football.
K-State by Anonymous11211 May 21, 2008

Nellykins 

oh nellykins I almost died!
Nellykins by Aqua PhantomO7 yt August 9, 2019

we need to talk 

phrase suggestive of a problem or figmented occurence of an anomaly within the relationship matrix that is regularly preceded or followed by a female friend/significant other/spouse standing in front of the television during one of a number of pivotal guy-moments, performed ALWAYS at the wrong time, such as:

(a) Within the last period/quarter/few minutes of any close game.

(b) The last (or only) game of any championship, ESPECIALLY in the most pivotal part (NBA Finals, World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup Finals, any Game 7).

(c) Any episode of "The Man Show".

(d) The last level or final boss of any video game you're about to beat.
Announcer: "Johnson's at the 20, one defender to beat! Clock's ticking down... final seconds... he's at the 5... does a spin move... he can't shake him..."

TV GETS TURNED OFF AND BLOCKED BY SAID FEMALE!!

"We need to talk"
we need to talk by Spider RasMon November 24, 2003

Fort Thomas 

An itty bitty hell hole of upper middle class crackers who think they are gangsters even though their moms still pack their lunches placed in Northern
“Hey have you been to fort thomas?”
“no and i don’t plan on going”
Fort Thomas by fax only June 3, 2021

Brain hurty syndrome

A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.

Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.

Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!
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