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Chocolate soft serve 

When a man or woman shits into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the shit through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating the effect of a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine.
My girl wanted some desert so I gave her some chocolate soft serve.

Hold my nuts from the back 

A derogatory phrase that embellishes the phrase "hold my nuts". By adding the "from the back", a whole new context is added to the situation. The individual is no longer standing eye to eye as an equal and merely offering a courtesy by bearing the weight of your tremendous jewels; oh no, said individual is bent over, embracing whatever emotions you intend to lay upon them, as well as, cradling your low hanging fruit in order to prolong the occasion. If I could describe this phrase in a single word, I would use domination, as the individual receiving said phrase is being described as the pinnacle of submissiveness.

(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)
Reginald Booker Jr. : I must say, your jacket does not match your trousers, however, did you leave the house thinking that fashion choice was a bright idea?
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.

Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.

faggatorial 

He is faggatorial with another man.
faggatorial by Jamis Weldon April 12, 2008
Dildora is a peasant who's always sorry about everything. she sucks at badminton too but shes a nice person no one should mess with
look that's Dildora you can tell cuz she can't stop apologizing
dildora by gatsby111 April 24, 2017

sure thing

A way of saying yes, usually used when one acquiesces or consents to a plan, decision, or request about which one is generally ambivalent. Typically read as "Whatever"
"Hey do you want to go grab lunch with me?" *excitedly*
"Sure thing" *flatly*
sure thing by tef1983 January 14, 2011

whip splash'd 

when a friend's girlfriend's whip is so strong that it whips her boyfriend and you get hit by it as well.
the friend's gf: (to her bf) "Let's go"

the bf/friend: (to you): Dude I got to go, the gf said so"
you: "fine i'll go too"

the bf: "Dude you got whip splash'd"
whip splash'd by random12345671 December 6, 2012
Dumbest bitch on planet earth,she’s really funny and her friends love her ,Oniann is the god
Oniann comes from the word toniann
Oniann by Onian June 1, 2020
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